The skilled technicians at the ...stump... Media Laboratory have gathered
many different examples of angst-ridden teenage poetry from all over the Internet. These
poems have been brought together with today's most advanced artificial intelligence software
(and Perl) to create the AM-2020 PROGRAMMABLE ANGST MODULATOR.
Soon, the standalone AM-2020 will be available at your local computer
retailer. The AM-2020 is portable, powered by 11 D-Cell batteries, and runs the GNU/Linux
operating system. Solid-state-disk technology and a space-age waterproof design are used to
insure that your AM-2020 will be safe in your backpack, on the back seat of your car, or
resting in a pool of your own alcohol-laden vomit.