The skilled technicians at the ...stump... Media Laboratory have gathered many different examples of angst-ridden teenage poetry from all over the Internet. These poems have been brought together with today's most advanced artificial intelligence software (and Perl) to create the AM-2020 PROGRAMMABLE ANGST MODULATOR.

Soon, the standalone AM-2020 will be available at your local computer retailer. The AM-2020 is portable, powered by 11 D-Cell batteries, and runs the GNU/Linux operating system. Solid-state-disk technology and a space-age waterproof design are used to insure that your AM-2020 will be safe in your backpack, on the back seat of your car, or resting in a pool of your own alcohol-laden vomit.